[Dual Post]

[frozenperdition]

[Journal]

... so there's been some delays in plans. And maybe a few personal changes.

[Event]

A.) You can find a relatively tall, white haired teen at clothing stores in Domino, wearing a slightly baggy North Academy jacket. She has a checklist and is going through some bags and marking things off.

B.) You can find this same girl on the island, staring off into the distance, well. Anywhere. She looks familiar...

Comments

[theheadmonarch]

::It's extremely informative, and very very gay.::

Yes, and as to your second question.

::Points up.

It's a loud gaudy neon sign reading. "I'm A God".::

[frozenperdition]

She just shoves the pamphlet into her purse bag after a brief glance over.

"Look, I appreciate the help miss god but I got a bit on my plate right now and I ain't kissing anyone until I finish up with my weird ghost biz and stakin' that vampire dude."

[theheadmonarch]

What vampire du...

::She's giving you a hard hard look all of a sudden.::

[frozenperdition]

"Iunno, some weirdo who started at DA with a super fake name, like someone going by Ivan Ivanson.

... what the hell's with that look?!"

[theheadmonarch]

I don't recall anyone with a name that fake since Weidt White.

And uh ... I'm not sure I should say. It'd be in bad taste.

[frozenperdition]

"Lady ya just handed me a pamphlet on girls love and dumped confetti all over me.

It can't get much worse in taste."

[theheadmonarch]

It was supposed to be a pamphlet on "So You Turned Into A Girl"

Anyways... Fine. I think you might be my cousin's kid, but the math on your age wouldn't make sense and her dumbass husband is still miffy about her ring binding her to her old order. Unless...

[frozenperdition]

"Who the hell is your cousin?

Unless what? Look, I know I don't have a great mom and my dad was a wandering jackass monster man, but ya can't just spout that outta nowhere!"

[theheadmonarch]

Gwendolyn the Wave-Function.

Look, have you had nights where you black out and wake somewhere else probably in less clothes.

Are you inclined with money? Superior health? Karma seems to flow incredibly well or poorly? Superior strength or speed or vision? Paranormal levels of insight? Heavy disposition for meat?

::Do you have a heart-shaped face?::

[frozenperdition]

"I don't black out, no.

But I'm REAL good with money, I love it. ... come to think of it, I ain't never gotten sick, luck's always on my side... I'm faster, stronger, and see more than most people my age... and I do... like meat..."

she frowns. ... yes. She also has the face.

"But I was... nah. That... I think that's the crazy fox lady who jumped me when I first came here! I don't..."

she now just. Stares at her reflection in a window.

[theheadmonarch]

::Goddamnit.::

... If my suspicions are correct, be very alert about waking up on four legs in the near future.

I really hope I'm not right.

[frozenperdition]

"Okay, but say if I am. The timeline just don't make sense."

[theheadmonarch]

Time paradox.

::Ugh, Gwen. Kaz. What did you two dooooooooo. I just wanted to tease a new girl!::

[frozenperdition]

"... would that also may be why an ominous voice would call me an aberration and came from tampering with what shouldn't be tampered with?"

[theheadmonarch]

::Her face has a screeching halt.::

Who in the what now.

[frozenperdition]

"I got stuck in a black void for a bit and I figured it only had the power to hurt my feelings left.

But if... if you're right... uuugh, I wanted to just buy clothes and all I keep getting are these existential crises!"

[theheadmonarch]

... I want to ask about this void.

But yes. Clothes yes. Clothes are important, especially if you're cute.

::Pulls out a gift card to Blue Satin. It's worth 5000 Yen.::

Please take this.

[frozenperdition]

She takes it, and grins.

"Thanks.

Iunno, black, big. Sounded like a smarmy kid mocking me? I get out looking like this, in my half-brother's closet.

... still think the body's the occult club's fault. The void not so much."

[theheadmonarch]

Occult Club...?

[frozenperdition]

"Y'know, those airheaded witches? Lead by Ashley. They kiss in their club room?"

[theheadmonarch]

... How certain are you that my daughter did this.

::Oh No.::

[frozenperdition]

Whyyyyy

"She uh, told me they do gender bending magic. I was snooping around their stuff. It'd be a good defense against people alot more fragile than me."

[theheadmonarch]

::Takes a deep breath.::

...

Gender Bending Magic is one of the most ridiculous simple spells in the Illusion school.

It's not that useful.

It's like the magic version of farting with your armpit.

::I.e. she can't grasp it being used as a ward against stupid people.::

[frozenperdition]

"Look, if you tie your self-worth to gender, yeah, it's gonna wreck ya near instantly. So, like. Most dudes."

[danse_etoile]

::Slow blinking.::

... I thought that was just the one guy I knew.