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Is it normal to feel... better? After venturing into another dimension? Like... you hadn't ever fully taken a breath until you were there? And even now you feel lighter?

[Private to Kou]

Hey, uh. You wanna meet up somewhere? I got stuff to talk about. ... too much stuff.

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Right, but if you can change how it gets observed you can, in theory, change how it...

oh. oh no. Now I'm even THINKING like you folks!

"You folks"?

Witches, I guess. My probable bio-mom's one, you're one... I suspect other people around here are too.

... Do I know you, doll?

... it's me, Renat. I used to be a dude. You stepped on me? I hit you with a rolled up newspaper once?

What the fuck!?

Why the hell are you a girl!?

And why are you toying with my pure maiden's heart, you bitch!?

I'm pretty sure YOUR club has something to do with my current state and the void I was in!

I also ain't toying with shit ya moron! YOU'RE the one who got your hopes up without thinking! You definitely thought I was another young, budding witch you could sink your weirdo fangs into, huh?

... Void??

... No? I just thought you were hawt.

But now that I know you're Renat, it kills it.

I got stuck in some black void that was muttering about me being a 'singularity' or something and 'it didn't know what to do with a paradox child' for apparently six months!

... yeah, I ain't too thrilled about you thinking I'm hot either.

That wasn't one of mine, I'm pretty sure.

... Though you ending up a girl does sound like something people I know, myself included, would do.

As to thinking you're hot: Maybe once you get rid of your lousy personality...

Well, it doesn't help me if you don't know if it was you or someone else.

Pff. Like you're one to talk about awful personalities. I just don't roll over when I'm told and you don't know how to deal with it.

It wasn't me. I just have gender changing wards and "You find yourself outside or walking away" stuff.

Bite me, bitch.

I mean I was definitely poking around your club's areas, so... I don't think the void and the gender shift are related.

You gotta ask nicely for a bite, maybe buy me dinner first.

Why would I? I already have a Fiance.

Then don't go saying stuff like I was leading your 'fragile heart' along!

But you were!

What? Are you stupid? We were just. Talking. About me maybe not being normal and then some witch stuff.

At no point did I do anything. You just thought I was cute based on my appearance because you've got the depth of a puddle in a sink.

Me? A puddle?

Then I hex you to never solve your goals until you apologize!

I was just calling you shallow you enormous idiot.

I'm aware, dumbass.

That's why I've just cursed fate and probability to bamboozle your dumb butt!

That's not exactly much of a curse considering the last few months of my life. You sure you don't want to hit me with a genderswap spell instead? Might throw me off.

I just want to aggravate you, bitch, until you learn to apologize.

Toodles!

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