[Event Post]

[frozenperdition]

Eira can be found on the Island, presumably waiting for someone. She's in a chicken coop, yelling at them. The phrase 'fox in the henhouse' somehow comes to mind as you look at her and what she's... doing?

"You stupid feather brained morons! You'll never be dinosaurs again, you hear me?! I may have been no-clipped outta reality for years, but I am BACK and I am here to ENSURE that you will never be what you have the potential to be!"

She snaps her teeth at them, too sharp, and... yeah, those are fox ears and tails she's sporting too.

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[frozenperdition]

She has one in her hands as Apocralyph is trotting up, mouth open over it's head. She sees someone approaching and gently sets it down.

"Huh? Absolutely nothing. They're stupid feathered idiots. HOWEVER, if you don't yell at enough birds every day, they're going to realize they were once a dominant form of life and turn back into dinosaurs.

And do you want dinosaurs back on earth, competing with dragons like you? I bet you don't!"

[dragun83]

“Why would that happen?” Apoc tilts head

[frozenperdition]

"Because if you let them believe in themselves, they'll go back to being all powerful. So you gotta yell at them whenever you find them.

We're maybe a year out on seeing their return unless I can convince other people of this... but you don't seem sold, so when we're knee-deep in velociraptors, I'll at least have my I-told-you-so's ready."

She hrmphs and crosses her arms, now actually looking at the dragon since her slightly manic bird themed episode is over.

"Haven't seen you around before. Seven hells, it's rare to see a spirit without a humanoid form and talking, honestly. Used to be all the rage I heard. I'm Eira."

[dragun83]

“George is taking some make up tests or sometbing, so Rag and I are just wandering the island. My name is Divine Dragon Apocralyph, Daughter of Queen and King Dragun Djinn.”

Apocralyph “thag right, mom always said to fully introduce myself.”

[frozenperdition]

"... George? Oh, are you like, a familiar type spirit? I should get one of those." She hums, giving the dragon another appraisal.

"Wait does that make you like, some sorta dragon prince?"

[dragun83]

“Princess!” Apocralyph, corrects, “and we prefer the term partner.”

[frozenperdition]

"My mistake, sorry. Princess and partner." She gestures for the dragon to sit with her, outside the chicken coop.

"So, George is... a student here then? And you've partnered with him?"

[dragun83]

Apoc trots over “that be correct and yes he is.”

[frozenperdition]

"Huh. Didn't think spirits still did that these days..."

She digs around in her pack, producing some jerky, an apple, and a block of cheddar.

"Want any of these?"

[dragun83]

She gets animely googly eyes “I am starving. Haven’t eaten sense break and I still have gotten my that plastic with infinite money.”

[frozenperdition]

"Oh, cards? Um... I'm not sure that's like, infinite money."

She slides the snacks over, waving her hand.

"Eat as much as you like Princess Apocralyph. On the house, since I don't feel like explaining how money and debt work in this dimension."