[Event Post]

[frozenperdition]

Eira can be found on the Island, presumably waiting for someone. She's in a chicken coop, yelling at them. The phrase 'fox in the henhouse' somehow comes to mind as you look at her and what she's... doing?

"You stupid feather brained morons! You'll never be dinosaurs again, you hear me?! I may have been no-clipped outta reality for years, but I am BACK and I am here to ENSURE that you will never be what you have the potential to be!"

She snaps her teeth at them, too sharp, and... yeah, those are fox ears and tails she's sporting too.

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[frozenperdition]

"I'd never believe anything I say, so you're a wise man uncle."

She blinks a few times. Realizes what she's said and how old that must make you feel and nods. Then clambers up onto your back.

"Let's go, and I'll try to keep the specifics of my two age ranges from you, for sanity reasons."

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[becomeanwarrior]

I'd appreciate that, Eira. If nothing else it's not something I need to be thinking about while we're the middle of deathtrap labyrinth exploration.

[ He doesn't even flinch as you clamber onto his back, making his way towards and, eventually, into, the Abandoned Dorm.]

I wouldn't put it past one of the traps in here to spontaneously turn me into a teenager again. And no one wants that.

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[frozenperdition]

"I'll be sure to subtly inflict it on you over time once we're out of this, don't worry."

She seems fairly comfortable, and is swiveling her head around.

"I really don't either. You'd actually stand a chance of keeping Helen and I in line, and that seems exceedingly boring."

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[becomeanwarrior]

Someone has to. It's sure not gonna be anyone in your family - even Kaz has his hands full.

[He snorts. Very big-brother like.]

...I don't think I've come down here in a very long time. So it's going to be... interesting to see what's been made of it.

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[duelacademynpcs]

::Onni, as you head to the Abandoned Dorm, you find a sign in your cousin's hand writing saying "Go to the Chicken Farm, Dingus."::

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[becomeanwarrior]

...Right, the chicken farm.

[Sighs.]

This place has too many weird abandoned fucked up projects, I swear-

Right, Eira? Do not get off my shoulders. The chickens are a distraction.

HHHAAAAAAAH!

[And he's running. Towards the farm.]

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[duelacademynpcs]

::Onni, Eira, you reach the Chicken Farm, and between the half exposed hatch and you two, is Eira's natural arch enemy: Chickens, i.e. Dinosaurs pretending to be humanity's friend. What do you do.::

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[becomeanwarrior]

[ Onni's natural instinct is to charge straight through, BUT, Eira might have different ideas. Eira has more... experience fighting the chickens than he does.]

Alright, Eira. How do we disperse these chickens long enough to get to the hatch.

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[frozenperdition]

Eira stops. Scuttles down off of your shoulders, and grabs a chicken, her mouth opening impossibly wide and big as she throws the whole creature into it and then lets out a whooping warcry.

"C'MON YOU TASTY IDIOTS, I'LL EAT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU"

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[becomeanwarrior]

[ Does not help, but watches, quietly mouthing 'what the fuck' to himself. ]