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Eira can be found on the Island, presumably waiting for someone. She's in a chicken coop, yelling at them. The phrase 'fox in the henhouse' somehow comes to mind as you look at her and what she's... doing?

"You stupid feather brained morons! You'll never be dinosaurs again, you hear me?! I may have been no-clipped outta reality for years, but I am BACK and I am here to ENSURE that you will never be what you have the potential to be!"

She snaps her teeth at them, too sharp, and... yeah, those are fox ears and tails she's sporting too.

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Right, nonbinary-genderfluid, answer to Eira or Renat. Noted.

[ It's absolutely going to be one of those days. He exhales and runs a hand through his hair. ]

So, just as a warning - I have no idea what condition that little menace of a black cat is, down there. They've been down there for months. I should have pulled them out of there a while ago, but, well. As you might understand, this and that happened.

Edited 2023-07-12 07:02 (UTC)

"Ugh, if you want to be pedantic, sure, enby-genderfluid works. He/she/they are all acceptable pronouns too, I'm just defaulting to femme because of how I look.

Sorry. Interacting with this stuff kinda. Drives me into a mania sometimes. You've seen my mom and my aunties' mental state." She gestures around them.

"Yeah, it's been exceedingly busy for you. But! Never fear. Your second favorite niece is here. I think between my eyes and your physical prowess, auntie's maze is doable. She also told us to seek the bunny hat. As to her state, uh, well. If it's too bad off, I can fix it."

Edited 2023-07-12 07:56 (UTC)

I absolutely have seen their mental state. Why do you think I'm as tired as I am, all the time.

But, yes, between the two of us, I think we can get through the excessive layers of traps 'cuz put down there.

But... bunny hat...? I think the reference is lost on me. [ It's undoubtedly a reference, too, because 'riko is just as much of a nerd as he is. ] Super Mario Land 2...? That can't be right, that's way too niche for her...

[ Mutter, murmur, mutter. ]

Edited 2023-07-12 07:58 (UTC)

"... That makes sense. I wish I could say I'm sorry about me and how I'll be when she finishes training me, but I'm mostly excited. For that and the facing certain death down here."

She squints a little.

"Is... Oh! Yeah, I think I played that one when I was Renat. Shiverburn Galaxy was probably my favorite stage? I dunno though, my first console was a PS3, so I have a real soft spot for it."

No offense, but given the rest of your family, even if you did apologize I'm not sure I'd believe you.

[ He kind of, hunches over a bit at the mention of a PS3 being someone's first console. ]

...We should start the deathtrap labyrinth before you make me feel like I should collapse into a pile of dust from old age, I think.

"I'd never believe anything I say, so you're a wise man uncle."

She blinks a few times. Realizes what she's said and how old that must make you feel and nods. Then clambers up onto your back.

"Let's go, and I'll try to keep the specifics of my two age ranges from you, for sanity reasons."

I'd appreciate that, Eira. If nothing else it's not something I need to be thinking about while we're the middle of deathtrap labyrinth exploration.

[ He doesn't even flinch as you clamber onto his back, making his way towards and, eventually, into, the Abandoned Dorm.]

I wouldn't put it past one of the traps in here to spontaneously turn me into a teenager again. And no one wants that.

Edited 2023-07-20 02:28 (UTC)

"I'll be sure to subtly inflict it on you over time once we're out of this, don't worry."

She seems fairly comfortable, and is swiveling her head around.

"I really don't either. You'd actually stand a chance of keeping Helen and I in line, and that seems exceedingly boring."

Edited 2023-07-31 18:27 (UTC)

Someone has to. It's sure not gonna be anyone in your family - even Kaz has his hands full.

[He snorts. Very big-brother like.]

...I don't think I've come down here in a very long time. So it's going to be... interesting to see what's been made of it.

::Onni, as you head to the Abandoned Dorm, you find a sign in your cousin's hand writing saying "Go to the Chicken Farm, Dingus."::

Edited 2023-08-01 16:56 (UTC)

...Right, the chicken farm.

[Sighs.]

This place has too many weird abandoned fucked up projects, I swear-

Right, Eira? Do not get off my shoulders. The chickens are a distraction.

HHHAAAAAAAH!

[And he's running. Towards the farm.]

Edited 2023-08-01 17:24 (UTC)

::Onni, Eira, you reach the Chicken Farm, and between the half exposed hatch and you two, is Eira's natural arch enemy: Chickens, i.e. Dinosaurs pretending to be humanity's friend. What do you do.::

[ Onni's natural instinct is to charge straight through, BUT, Eira might have different ideas. Eira has more... experience fighting the chickens than he does.]

Alright, Eira. How do we disperse these chickens long enough to get to the hatch.

Eira stops. Scuttles down off of your shoulders, and grabs a chicken, her mouth opening impossibly wide and big as she throws the whole creature into it and then lets out a whooping warcry.

"C'MON YOU TASTY IDIOTS, I'LL EAT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU"

[ Does not help, but watches, quietly mouthing 'what the fuck' to himself. ]

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